I read, “I’ve worked with one for some time now,” as that being the current state of Torch’s brain ... he is still functioning with a “little kid brain” ...

Just like the big rubber gloves crew members around hybrid race cars wear, the male crew members could write “SSCP” on their upper arms as “Supersonic Cootie Protection”. Worked for me in elementary school ... I NEVER got cooties!

Potatoes in outboard, french fries in center ...

I don’t even want to know what a giant ass slot is ...

No way! The ugliest of all the ugly angular Cadillacs.

Don’t drink NOS, stick with Red Bull.

Come on, wake up! “I do hope China will take a little trip out to livestream some of the Apollo landing sites so all those moon-landing denier morons can finally shut the hell up, already.”

With a nice two-layer effect ...

No. I now live in cincinnati, and it’s a brown meat sauce on spaghetti. Certainly not “chili”.

“Valtteri, we’ll get to you in a minute.” This poor guy.

Growing up, it was alternating red, white, red, white ...

Let’s not get carried away ... Besides, photos of bernie are more fart than art.

Agreed. How am I supposed to vote with options like that?

That’s what happens when you don’t say, “Here, hold my beer.”

Yeah, but we can tell how long it’s been since Helen Keller died. Bernie, no one is sure since it’s not even clear he was ever alive ...

And she’s been dead for how long?

So much this! I’m glad Will Buxton, on last weekend’s grid walk, walked right past him and didn’t talk to him. He never answers a question directly, useless in an interview (see: Eddie Jordan “interviewing” it on Top Gear.)

A friend just got a “new” used MB. Noticed the three point star on the wiper blades ...

Years ago I was considering changing cars, and test drove a WRX. Heading up a twisty road near the dealership on a wet day, get to the top and there’s an intersection. Going straight is not what we want so the salesman sitting next to me says at the last minute, “Left” to go down a road that is basically parallel to…

I saw “Who Framed Roger Rabbit?” and you’re correct!