I stopped being biracial as soon as Trump won. Whew!

I continue to be fascinated by what people with penises will fuck.

Stop with the auto play ads! Please! I can’t surf Jezebel at work any more cause the damn ads play by themselves.

Kids are terrifying.

Sooooooo can people keep submitting these, because I read every single comment on the last post (oh hey fellow greys) and I’m not ready for them to end!

“He had 50 years to put Tom’s name on any of these papers,” Ms. DeMaio said. “The will was never a valid will.”

I have been wanting to write about this for a while now- since it still gives me nightmares and chills when I think about it... I am back home in Boston after being gone for over 10 years living in California. The majority of my family lives here and it has been a while since I have seen some of them. I have been…

The house where I grew up was pretty new - way newer than any of the other houses on the block. A typical one-story ranch house that you might see in any stretch of American suburbia. Likewise, all the furniture in the house was pretty par for the course. My room had a little-kid bed, a nightstand, a table and chairs…

Counterpoint

2016: The year full of things nobody asked for.

That comment was as brand new as the first glimmers of dawn.

ATTN: Black Women

Seems a little weird/creepy to me.

The obvious name choice: Khaleesi.

I used to believe in that. Not anymore.

Dear Chyna,

...No. If Philip Roth was allowed to write the same fucking story over and over, about boring, ruthless men on navel-gazing quests for sexual fulfillment — and win prizes for it — and be called one of the greatest writers of his generation — I think we as a culture can afford Beyoncé space to take what is personal to h…

I donate two marijuanas, 3 Percocet, a half empty bottle of barrister and my VHS copy of Mannequin 2'