Outrageous! It's the human body people, get over it. Can you imagine the response if someone tried to ban gay nude magazines on account that it makes male employees uncomfortable? They would be labelled as homophobic

I did not love it — but it was an enjoyable enough way to spend two hours.

Er... famine mentality? Every province in India is like it's own country, with very distinct vegetation, local foods, and environments. Saying Indian grandmothers remember famine is like saying Africans remember famine. Where was this famine exactly?

I agree about using bears, nature's protective mother spirits, to help you though this process. I shall give birth with polar bears to take advantage of the bear's natural mothering instincts while still reaping the benefits of a water birth. Also, I feel the frigid waters, nature's epidural, will help to ease the…

Sooo amazing, but I plan on leaving MY baby to be reared by wolves - it's a great way to grow your children into natural leaders. They'll be more than capable of running their new empires as adults once they rediscover humanity.

I understand. My birth is going to be drug-free, all natural and in the presence of a pack of wolves, to ensure that my child has an intimate knowledge of nature from the very beginning. Only in nature we can experience a connection that unites all life.

I really expected better from you Jezebel. This mother (and father) has made a very personal decision about how she wants to give birth. We should not shame her for that choice.

She was beyond "badass" (I'm assuming from context you think of that word in a positive light). I believe she is one of the best movie critics of all time, and one of the few worth rereading for the sheer pleasure of reading. (She may in fact be one of the best mainstream critics full stop.) She seemed to know…

Pauline Kael was pretty badass. (I say this not to dismiss the gender bias in the field, but to highlight how great women can be at it when they're given the chance.)

Religion and culture are big words about complicated things you're going to learn about when you're older.

On Tumblr, people get called ableist for using the words dumb and lame and stupid, and not just by people trying to make a point about how limiting word use is retarded, but by people that really actually sincerely mean it.

Oh. My. God. A coach subjected players to curse words and soul crushing conditioning drills? I eagerly await the Deadspin expose on literally every single High School football coach in existence.

Holy cow, a lot of you are into the little finger-indentation trick thing. (Also, there's evidently a lot of overlap between the finger-indentation crowd, and the not-reading-the-comments-before-posting-your-own crowd.)

So, I should keep my hair, because there might be a pedo I might encourage? Is that like how women shouldn't wear skirts because a rapist might get a hard-on and rape them?

First it's a very comparable analogy. Both concern the removal of secondary sexual characteristics; both are driven by cultural norms; both have a strong relationship drivers (I'm fairly certain there's a hell of a lot more woman willing to say they wouldn't date a man who didn't shave his face as opposed to men…

Thank you for bringing some logic into an otherwise retarded conversation.

Boys who have not reach puberty have no facial hair. Do you believe men who shave daily look like pre-pubescent boys? Or have you become culturally used to that look and can still differentiate an adult from child without that visual cue?

When you were growing up, were young men expected to shave their faces everyday before going to work?

No, actually, adult pussies look like adult pussies regardless of hair, and even more than that, they are attached to adult women with adult breasts and adult hips and possibly even adult gray hairs and adult cellulite and adult wrinkles. Body shaming is never feminist.

Sriracha is just a gateway drug.