Ok god, I can't believe I'm saying this, but... yeah, I kinda gotta side w Jenner on this one. Francis has no idea what she was complaining about: last time I checked wealthy/privledged people are allowed to have shitty days, too, and whine about them. Acting holier-than-thou is just as cunty sometimes. Humility…

Seriously can't decide who is more annoying in the Jenner/Cobain feud. Seriously. Both of you. Go to your rooms and get off my lawn.

The one who nonchalantly pointed out the "mommy" tattoo she got in memory of her abortion and then suggested we go bareback.

Wait, I just remembered: defensive guys with no sense of humor about themselves.

There seems something weirdly exoticifying about focusing so much about the issues with plastic surgery in Korea. It's a bit like being "LOL, Japan is so weird. Underwear in vending machines" but wrapping it in some feminist concerns about global health and images of beauty.

Same. I had rats, they were great. Ferrets... eh. they smell so weird and they just seem like sheisty little kneesocks that run around and have eyes.

The guy who tries to titty-fuck you without mentioning what his intentions are, and it's really embarrassing and awkward because you actually have no tits to speak of so it doesn't work, and then everything's ruined and he jerks off in the bathroom.

* Mean people, in any of their myriad variations

oooh i have two:

White guy dreads and rides a scooter. My friends call him KFed and I'm sorry universe. The man actually said, "I'm gonna nut" before he came. Couldn't get rid of him fast enough.

The guy who every time I touched him, would explain to me how much I loved that part of his body.. for example:

The author is working very hard to twist his words and add commentary to make him sound sexist. And that's cool, everyone here is so quick to pounce. But he's a great guy with a family full of strong, intelligent, fierce women. You keep fighting the good fight with righteous indignation.

I know Paul and his wife. They are lovely, wonderful people. It's easy to attack a super rich guy and you guys are working, stretching, pulling to make him seem like a jerk. He's not. Of all things happening in the world right now, this seems like a serious waste of time and energy.

Maybe there are simply more women who realize that going into global macro trading is a soul destroying job in which you profit by helping fuel a patriarchal economy that is gradually leading to a feudal society and are sensible enough to not want to be a part of that shit.

This is a Doug article, not a Lindy article. Doug contributes to society by.... I dunno, breathing out CO2 for the plants?

Can agree with your disagreeing with Lewis's opinion, but can't abide your comments about Lewis "not being relevant" anymore. The only reason I can think you'd say that is because he's an older man, which is pretty telling of ageism that is rampant in this youth-oriented time. A person is a person regardless of…

Dont care. Love Jerry Lewis. Comedic genius. Some of the funniest movies I have ever seen. The Bell Boy? The Nutty Professor? Hell, I love just about every movie he was ever in. Everyone is entitled to their opinion.

Thiiiiiis. People have a really bad habit of acting as though everything pre-1960 was a Monty Python-esque Medieval cesspool, but the truth is that things are pretty bad right now.

I agree. Even before then there were great films and roles in the 1930s and 1940s. Think Bette Davis in damn near anything, Barbara Stanwyck in The Lady Eve, Joan Fontaine in Born to be Bad etc etc.

I'd rather be a slut than an unrepentant drunk driver.