My moms best friend keeps a toddler sized one in her back seat because “she likes the company”

I think we should watch it so we will be upset.

Let’s not talk about the killer’s motive here. MOTIVE DOES NOT MATTER.

SHAKING BAD

“Where’s Walt-o?”

Good job Mark. You’ve scared me to death of something that I probably won’t ever get but HOLY FUCKING CRAP YOU CAN GET A DISEASE THAT STARVES YOU TO DEATH JESUSSSSSS.

Wait, this should tell us something. I love rhubarb, but it is poisonous if not prepared just so. Maybe the bear knows this. Maybe we shouldn’t be eating this delicious rhubarb after all. If something that eats garbage and dead things doesn’t ingest a known toxic plant, I’m going to need to rethink My whole life.

YOU GUYS I LITERALLY JUST SAID THAT I WOULD BE DEVASTATED IF THEY BROKE UP

Prediction: Hamm will be married to a much younger woman, and become a father within a couple of years.

I dislike them because the person I know who used one acted like she had discovered fire when she posted 3,468,206,860,624 (approx.) photos of said non-flower bouquet. Get over yourself.

I was friends with a girl who pent hundreds of dollars on a broach bouquet from the internet. When she got it, it looked like something you would have if you were marrying Mr. Roboto. It was a weird metal dome that looked far too uniform to be what she thought it was. And it was fucking ugly.

This just looks like pee to me. Nothing says forever like jars of urine.

Argh, I hate the way people treat fish as disposable. Bettas need at least 2-3 gallons and a filter, if you don’t have live plants. Goldfish can live for 5+ years if you take care of them right (they produce a lot of ammonia and need a good filter and plenty of space).

This is so sad—she was so young! I loved that movie when I was a kid and remember thinking that she was the most beautiful girl I’d ever seen...especially in that amazing white suede fringe outfit. RIP, Amanda.

Are the Golden Girls still on TVLand? That show does not deserve to be taken off.

I got into a legitimate debate w my cousin’s future husband this weekend about why it’s not fucking okay for him to say “n*gga” (he is white, I am white, our whole family is white af) even though there are no black people at our family gathering.

Hi Anna,

folks are cleverly infecting anti-vaccination activists with computer viruses embedded in photos and links.

That’s a hell of a good article. Why am I not surprised that a chiropractor is highly involved in the anti-vax movement?

OK, I checked. The Second Best Exotic Marigold Hotel comes out on Blu-ray July 14