Oh, I can totally do this one. I can also touch my nose with my tongue, and that has to count for something.

Listen, I agree that her parents are sketchy as fuck, but I don’t feel sympathy for her either. She is making a complete mockery of black women. She’s basically saying, “All you have to do to be black is wear shitty wigs, tan your skin, teach some classes about black people, paint some pictures of black people, and…

Yeah that might fly if she hadn’t sued Howard University for discrimination and claimed it was because she was white. This wasn’t when she was 5 years old, she was applying for a teaching assistant job at Howard. So her story changes to suit the questions being asked.

I’m 95% sure this is just Daniel Day Lewis Prepping for a role.

WTF? There are still people in 2015 who think Dances With Wolves was better? Probably the same perverts who prefer Forrest Gump to Pulp Fiction.

GoodFellas sucked! There wasn’t a single makeover montage, and the couple ended up getting divorced at the end. Two thumbs down.

I think this guy is saying that the mob is good? To me, it sounded like somebody didn’t “get” Goodfellas.

According to the website of the place that sells them, “Curiosity Vessel by Lindsey Adelman is part of her “Dusk to Dawn” collection in which Adelman explores her dark side with a series of works influenced by 19th century ornamentation and natural phenomenon. Each vessel features a Hand blown clear glass bottles with…

Seeing a model with stretch marks was pretty fucking cool, too. Stretch marks and pubic hair. Even if she was still a size 2, it was nice to see.

I believe she is still pregnant.

It does seem as if some fairly crucial details were left out of this reporting.

I have nothing but questions. So many questions...

Or how betrayed she would feel that her own father, a person who is supposed to love and protect her, would become a bully too? She must have felt like absolutely no one would support and protect her. How terribly sad.

It’s all fun and games making fun of Michelle and Jim Bob. But then you see these girls. Ain’t very fun anymore.

Where the hell is the “Yes, if I had a time machine or it somehow never stopped being 1996” option?

YOU CAN’T PUT A PRICE ON HAPPINESS, MADELEINE.

Yet for all this hand-wringing no one though to name the model, or ask her what she thought. Her name is Kiki Willems.

Our tablescapes was my mother-in-law pouring everyone mimosas on the kitchen island while we were saying our vows :)

Goldie and Kurt have a cottage the next lake over from ours. I’ve met them a few times and they are suuuuuuper nice. Like, you could mistake them for actually being Canadian they are so nice.