WOW she looks like Jessica Lange!

I don’t think it is technically venom, apparently they just have open sores in their mouths that create septic bacteria so if they bite you it gets super infected and then you die.

So I kept count and here we are! I made her keep her promise!

Just over here, realizing how I don’t think I could ever be so selfless. O.o

I was MOH once (no other bridesmaids, just me), and I am 5’ 8” and the bride was 5’ 2”. She picked out these platform blue suede Aldo heels for me, and cute vintage pumps for herself. Plus she wanted me to have this retro huge hair. I was a loot and a half taller than HER ENTIRE WEDDING PARTY. Bride, groom, best man,…

LOL. Two of my bridesmaids were 5’11” (they’re sisters) and I’m 5’6”, I knew what I was getting in to when I asked them to be in my wedding!

i went to a stranger’s wedding this weekend as someone’s date. i bailed on wearing my go-to formal dress because it is half-white (not even all white, half) as i desperately did not want to risk encroaching on the bridal color. this is a stranger. and i’m HARDLY a paradigm of selflessness, trust me. and if even i’m…

My wife’s maid of honor is 6’3” - taller than me even. Nobody thought that took away from my beautiful bride.

Wide horizontal stripes? Did you have an enormous dog on a leash with you all day? What were your techniques?!?!?!?!

You're a sweet and thoughtful friend:)

If she cared you would not be in the bridal party. Don’t slouch! Have faith that other people noticed you were tall eons ago.

That's adorable!

ugh just ban teens

I’m at this point where I don’t care what happens to this guy, but I feel like a life penalty, locked up and isolated until he dies naturally, thinking about all the things he didn’t get to do, is a much bigger and appropriate punishment.

It’s like a Dinosaucers movie trailer opening up with “Up On Solsbury Hill” and it’s about cancer.

I hated it when the doctor wouldn’t give Betty any of the news until her husband was there. And then in the second doctor’s appointment, they’re off standing to the side talking about her like a child. Infuriating.

Seriously. When these emotionally manipulative assmonkeys threaten to kill themselves it’s like:

Faal? Faal? her Last name is Faal. IT'S TOO PERFECT.

You just have a list of excuses not to help people. Yes, we do have a lot of work to do in the US. A lot.
But most of us have enough energy and compassion to care about women in Nepal and in the US. It IS appropriate to condemn practices that harm and marginalized any group.
I can be concerned about menstruating women…