I like the word pussy. Vagina just sounds too "Dr's officey" and so does penis.

I fucking LOVED dunkaroos.

If I married my college boyfriend, let me tell you, I would be in a very, very, very different place right now. Shockingly, I focused on school and my career during my 20s and somehow found a husband who would marry my withered uterus at the vile age of 29, after I've established a career that has afforded us many…

The only thing Millennials need to know about the 80's is this guy:

Cookies are for sluts! You'll get your communion wafer and like it!

True Love Waits Wafers

Yeah... Liza Minnelli did not appreciate that. Which I found kind of odd, since she usually seems cool with things like that.

Hello. Single male here. Marry me. Ignore this article, and say yes to the dress.

I am just going to wait for all the pro spanking people to flame this thread with how they don't have anger management issues (in all caps).

Murderous satanic cults don't exist. Except in the minds of fundamentalist Christians, the mentally ill and the victims of recovered memory therapy.

I'm trying to picture these. They obviously can't be bags, despite their name. Are they giant gift boxes? Are they carried on rickshaws balanced on the backs of the poors? I must know.

Swiss-made Slow Watches

Re: Jaden Smith- I swear to god, if I ever have kids when Twitter or Tumblr exists, I am going to laugh SO HARD at their deep thoughts. God knows I laugh at my own Livejournal from 2005.

good lord this is amazing.
thanks sugarcube.
I am currently watching this on repeat while the kitty snores at my feet...

LoEstrin (sp?) and the patch cleared up my adult acne. It was glorious.

I saw this movie in the theater with my best friend. The two of us, along with two 75 year old ladies behind us, were cackling with laughter by the end. Everyone around us sobbed.

I do not find Mia Farrow's graphic illustration of the destruction of their family due to Woody Allen cheating on her with her teenage daughter to be as shocking as the actual destruction of their family due to Woody Allen cheating on her with her teenage daughter.

If you see a sperm, shoot it.

STARS FOR EVERYONE! ALL THE STARS!

...maybe it's the social worker in me, but I can't help but wonder what happened to this man that made him hate women so much. No healthy, happy, self-respecting man OR woman could do this and live with themselves...