Dig how you explained what Big Mouth Billy Bass is, but I had to Google “Alexa.”

I want to tell her to calm down but then I think about the seething existential rage I experience at people that walk three wide in hallways and amble, or left lane hogs, or people that take too long to use the sugar/cream station at Starbucks, or people that forgot the form at the Post Office, or try and get on the…

Ah man I cant believe I missed the window to submit. Honestly I look forward to this every year. Might as well write mine here in case anyone wants additional reading.

It’s so you can’t see their boobs.

#NotAllHats

I respectfully see you and raise you with “Dizzy” by Tommy Roe.

I have two ears and a heart, don’t I?

If loving Genesis makes one a straight old white man, then call me Phil Collins!

I, master of dad music, have been selected to make my fraternity’s parents’ weekend barbecue playlist. I am so excited, and both Motown and Steely Dan will feature prominently.

This playlist isn’t complete without Mr. Big’s “To Be With You”, which features a key change followed almost immediately by a return to the original key, plus an acoustic guitar solo that follows the vocal melody.

this reminds me that i need to complete my masterpiece, a spotify playlist solely consisting of songs that feature out of nowhere saxophone solos

Now that this story is public, he’ll never ketchup in the polls.

I feel the same way about this. Him placating her with a proposal after perhaps a few nights of feeling as though she was going to bail on the relationship doesn’t make for a good marriage. Proposals should be based on a mutual desire to be married, not because one party starts stomping their feet about it.

I’m just going to go on record that my drawing contribution when Gabrielle asked us to draw her like one of our french girls was criminally underappreciated.

Pastor Kioko added: “But we noticed the man was determined to leave. So it was agreed that they live in peace in their separate homes

I mean. I kinda get what he’s saying. As a very agnostic bordering on atheist person I think this type of shit is a bit silly, but I respect other people’s right to believe in it and I think it's fine if he only wants to sell to people who take the craft/practice/religion seriously. *shrugs*

How large is the horseback riding scene in the UK that this seemed not just worthy of study, but also worthy of news coverage?

Horses can tell if anything weird is happening on them. Lots of them will respond to their rider turning their head, so being tense from having your boobs flopping around would be easy for them to notice.

From personal experience, yes, riding without a proper supportive bra is painful. Which is why I would have thought most of us would have done it maybe once and learned our lesson. If it doesn't hurt, then you aren't tense and aren't sending any weird signals to the horse, and also probably your bra is working fine or…

as if we needed yet more proof that Iceland is the coolest country in the world