I love Lily Allen (Knock 'em Out is spectacular). And I love the message of this. But can we spend some time talking about how Theon Greyjoy is her brother?

NEW LILY ALLEN???

Fuck. I just finished watching Top of the Lake and all I can think it "jesus, it's real."

Lived in Brussels when dad taught at the American School in Belgium in the early 80s. Saw U2 when they were the openers for a Belgian band. And I've been to Luxembourg. Pretty but boring.

Elisabeth van Lawick van Pabst-Koch

Changing my name from Lateef to Tyrone McBlackerson in protest.

I KNOW, RIGHT? This picture OMG.

Definitely LadySparrow's about the little girl who wasn't a little girl. WHAT THE FUCK WAS IT? ARGH!

Red wine is only dangerous when you bring the bottle to your mouth too fast and you accidently chip a tooth.

I stopped at "fixes everything."

Iceland is the most awesome and weird place in the world. Another great museum to visit is the Icelandic Phallological Museum where you can see the casts of the Icelandic Handball teams...members. They uhhh, won silver.

My biggest issues are with: Don't squirm. Don't tilt your head. Don't wave your arms. Because I feel like these are all things that men get away with, but god forbid a woman do it.

This must be why my wife sounds so stupid. She has been filling up a huge rectangle and not an arrow.

I have no ish with Ms. Bosworth gracing magazine covers.

I remember once when I was terribly ill (and it showed on my face), I was walking along the streets of Chengdu with my boyfriend while terrible drivers sped illegally past me. I thought to myself, "If they hit me, what would they think? Probably something like, 'well, she wasn't even that pretty, anyway.'" My…

I'm so happy laptops and webcams were just before my time. If I had been born just a few years earlier, I'm sure I could have ended up one of those girls. Being a teenage girl can be really tough and the attention you would receive from these websites I would image can seem great and really fulfilling - at first. It…

I thought to myself, "If they don't show the full extraction by the end of the video I'm going to be pissed." But I was wrong. I'd really like to see them properly disinfect/bandage the giant HOLE LEFT IN HER SKIN!

I am a little surprised heat+squeezing didn't help a little! Like, I think that is where I would have started? Pressure at the sides? As opposed to, ugh, picking at the top. Then again, I am a picker and that fucker would have been picked at ages ago.

man i kept waiting for that thing to come out singing "hello my baby... hello my darling..."