Personally, I think any heels under 5" are rather pointless.

But this is an easily translatable trend through many price points. Most trends start way up in the high price range and eventually make it over to Target and Payless.

Rock-hard vaginas? They're more common than you'd expect...

"I'm not a pirate, but [talks about timber shivering and booty plundering]."

Mark Morrison this man is not.

Speaking of airports, the public toilets at Charles de Gaulle airport are the nicest ones I've ever been in.

Every time I write about a Vampire Diaries star I feel like Buffalo Bill trying to imitate Catherine Martin's screams while she is down in that well in Silence of the Lambs.

I don't know why they don't just own it and say "Yes. It's about being thin with huge boobs. That's the image we like, and it's what we think looks best." They're not fooling anyone with this "It's just about looking your best and being confident!" doublespeak. They aren't going to let me be a VS model no matter…

Can we just stop roasting people? Like in general? Maybe I'm just not cut out for the comedy scene or whatever, but the whole concept is just mean spirited. Like, it's one thing to make a quick joke at someone's expense when you're out with your friends and one of them says/does something dumb (assuming that's…

What the ever-loving fuck is wrong with people? "Minor damages"? They basically ripped her house apart. The second you start putting holes in a wall, and not in the hooks-for-artwork way, you have gone beyond "minor damages." Grow up, you 20-something financial/fashion assholes.

I dunno, I feel pretty bad for the wrecking ball tbqh.

As a murderous, Victorian child ghost, I find parts of this article offensive.

And though it was never spoken, it didn't need to be. Hannah knew that by wearing the largest pair of sunglasses, she had won. Bethany and April were left to glumly pick at their salads, plotting their next move.

"Did you know that once a male sees you in a state of undress, he can’t ever un-see it?"

For some reason this sentence makes me laugh really hard.

Thank goodness someone else noticed. I hope it was a typo, though it wouldn't surprise me if it weren't. There's that other Jezzie writer that constantly uses "off of" - which really gets my goad...er...goat.

cute and clever. not really on topic, but there needs to be more rapping with a NZ accent in the world.

I just took the quiz, and apparently I'm a Nespresso Coffee Maker. I didn't even realize that was one of the options.

Also, this is Thor Lund: