I wear them, and I like them.

I heard his last words were "Fetch me my cologne, I might meet somebody".

Insanity...or a ploy to get more blowjobs? "Oh Ken, you don't know what you're missing! Here, I'll show you!" over, and over, and over again.

That, or he doesn't like it, so no one else is allowed to enjoy it either.

I agree. All boobs are awesome. It's just the nomenclature and the obsession with it that are hideous.

Exactly what I was thinking. I can't wait til he wakes up, so I can ask him if he loves me because I look like a man.

And what about the other wife? Is she ALSO gluten intolerant?

Ah, weddings, those old traditional money-making schemes.

Meanwhile, in China, 213 bear paws were found hidden inside of a truck tyre. (http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/video/20…)

How come the person next to her got to wear pyjamas?

This is blowing my mind. I had never heard of these, or the candy corn ones! The terrors of living outside of the US.

"Two individuals offer two different sets of life skills to a child."

I hope it was something we did that gave them baldness.

I'd like to see them ask my father's permission. I have the Ouija board, if they don't already have one.

Do you mean Cracker Barrel the restaurant chain or Cracker Barrel the cheese manufacturers? This distinction will have an impact on which files I delete.

I read this this morning and was thoroughly depressed then, shame it came up again (much like my breakfast, ho ho). It's disappointing on a second level because I think it paints "French women" with a tainted brush.

Well I can't, I'm not a doctor.

It was my pleasure.

He dated Miranda on SATC.

Internetz says 2-12 days on the herpes front. And now my company knows I googled "herpes gestational period".