I'd say it's all fun and games until one of you gets dumped via Office Mail and then disappears for two weeks and returns with a full-on beard, his shirt untucked, and smelling of booze? Not that I've done that to anyone.

Internationally ranked croquet players. I don't know whether I'm embarrassed he wasn't even in the top 10, or relieved that he was at least in the top 20.

What part of the kale is it that gets juiced?

I swear the face doesn't move in that gif, the hairstyles just change.

Now, I missed all the other crazes; I haven't had a cupcake in likely over 10 years, have never seen a Pinkberry, and don't generally like sweets, but I would eat the fuck out of these.

My history degree just actually exploded. Or it would if I had one.

This is pretty much exactly what I wanted to say, but expressed more clearly.

That's all well and good, but what are these men reading right now? I think that would give us a much clearer insight.

Reading those conversations and only seeing her tweet handle makes me think those people are assaulting F Murray Abraham. And now I can't get some images out of my mind.

It can be, but it shouldn't. "Sequined" would be the adjective.

It is indeed, but after the prolific life of Keeping Up Appearances, I imagine there are few who would dare use it.

Ah yes, the fashion singular. There was a similar article in The Guardian (not the same article you link to) a while ago that deemed "a sequin" to be the worst offender.

The worst part is that this child likely goes by a nickname such as Toots, Boyd or Catsmeat.

The next time someone asks me why I drink so much, I'm going to say "because of the 20s".

Does this woman live in my city? Because there's an apartment nearby whose windowsills are festooned with the little creatures.

That was my favourite, that even his racist jokes are the woman's fault.

So it does grow back!

Me too, I really love the whole Byzantine collection they have going on right now.

That's what I was thinking :(

"then have sex in someone else's COMMON area"