You know it’s bad when finding out that he named his daughter Valkyrie Weather is only the third worst part of the story.

He’ll be missed about as much as XXXTentacion.

Exactly!, and then as Jeff said below, the guy at Ellis Island was all, “Nah, yur Rob Zombie now, bucko!” He didn’t want to get into shock-metal and horror movies, but with a name like that who else would hire him?

If shit like this didn’t also make us laugh hysterically, we’d never have survived them. Feel free to laugh along with us. :)

Sheesh, you make one little typo and get eternally flamed.

I love the idea that the man on duty at Ellis Island that day wasn’t having any of that Zombert shit.

I don’t know if it was your auto-correct or what, but I love the idea that Rob Zombie is actually a Frenchman named Robert Zombert.

It is pretty interesting how well this all worked out for the NFL. Patriots cut Brown and may end up getting out of paying Brown almost all of his money. This route seemed to have been enabled by the league’s dragging its feet on placing Brown on the exempt list, which would have essentially been paid leave for…

Username checks out.

You’d be surprised. I was tempted to throw down over something similar last week. You simply don’t walk into Dallas and start talking shit about Peticolas beer, man.

Where could he go with all that crap on his face? Where exactly could the Feds place him that his own tendencies toward stupidity won’t drive him into the nearest hood where any kinda thuggy teen couldn’t take him down, let alone actual hardcore criminals?!

Everyone involved is a scumbag. 

You know what they say: the only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with 500 guns.

I’ve only made apple pie a handful of times, but these are great tips. Never thought about the the pre-chilling thing, but it makes sense as I’ve made biscuits and other recipes that benefit from cold ingredients such as butter and water.

This so damn lazy and late, KFC.

I’m a huge horror and exploitation fan. I love Grindhouse films with a passion, and I’ll sit there and try to reason as to why “The Headless Eyes” or “Thriller: A Cruel Picture” are genuinely good films.

mmmmm, creamed remains!

There’s something really NYC-specific to Rent.

Didn’t convert first down, did convert into Black Hawk Down, though.