About fifteen years ago when Billy Zane was living in London with Kelly Brook, I was in a restaurant when they made a very noticeable and mildly vogue-ish entrance. It was also very apparent that he was wearing far more make-up than her. 

1 Panera, 2 Panera, 3 Panera, 4 /

‘If “Seven Pounds” and “Pursuit of Happyness” wasn’t enough to kill Will Smith’s career’.... or ‘Wild Wild West’, ‘After Earth’, ‘ A New York Winter’s Tale’ or ‘Collateral Beauty’.... Guy’s virtually fucking bulletproof.

Damn! Did you have to say ‘buttery toast’. Now that’s all my brain can think of and I have no bread. And it’s raining outside. Decisions, decisions....

Oddly, if I was a writer /outlet who was approached by a company who very obviously wanted coverage of a quite ludicrous stunt / hustle but then said you couldn’t use any actual photographs, obviously professionally shot intentionally for promotional purposes, for which they presumably own all rights, I’ll tell them…

When you say ‘when I cut one’.....?

Dennis, my motto with food is to never yuk somebody’s yum, so I will pass no comment.

Came here for this, not disappointed. 

‘... cyberpunk Ponzi schemes’. Beautifully put.

The same day that Gary Brooker’s death was announced. A bad day for music.

My first thought, especially being called ‘Stem’.

The files are Zune and Newton compatible.

And ten minutes in the middle will be missing and will only be shown after the threat of legal action.

It’s actually a title change, it was shot under the unwieldy moniker Violence Of Action. I’m just putting the final touches to my self-explanatory hardman action pic, The Ball Flattener.

I’m looking forward when it will basically refer to Superman’s dog.....

You want even yet more stupid? As in ‘I’m so far into the ever-expanding digital frontier I haven’t even bothered to read. never mind understand, even the very basics of copyright law!’ Try these crypto moron fuckshits!

“Tomorrow I’m coming in with my own paints....’

‘He was always such a nice neighbour, watered our plants when we were away, took in parcels for us, fed the cat, made a lovely cake for my wife’s birthday, helped me get my car started during that cold snap in December...... but that oatmeal thing...’ *shudder* ‘Should’a known he was a wrong ‘un, a demon in human…

Easy. After the fourth bottle you’ll feel a little queasy, then one of those four was probably off.