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My favourite album was always The Turn Of A Friendly Card, although I admit to this still being able to being a tear to my rheumy eye....
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Okay, Nikki, tell us again about your cousin’s brother’s friend’s fiancee’s sister’s uncle’s dentist’s butler’s aunt’s neighbour’s masseur’s grandad’s massively swollen bollocks.....’
Usually restaurants give you the finger after you complain....
Dear lord, has there ever been a more Irish name than ‘Clover Hogan’, apart from Potato O’Riverdance?
And yet she manages to embarrass herself even more ....
Some very fine pumpkin carving there!
‘... give trick-or-treaters packets of ranch dressing instead.’ Try that round my area and you’ll be shitting your own teeth for the next forty-eight hours....
Me too, I was expecting s’more....
And she bought a pair of glasses with square frames and learned how to say ‘molecule’.
‘Hey darling, I know your knackers are the size of durians but you’re still good for the rehearsal dinner next Tuesday?”
You may scoff but I bet the McNipple will be on the menu by the end of the year...
Scotland. Or Wales.
Of all the things I thought I might read this morning, I have to admit this really wasn’t one of them.
‘ better tasting than the brain of the African redtail monkey.” Prove it.
Luckily Johnny Knoxville got his eye knocked out if its’ socket on Action Point, not the TV show, so it isn’t on the Jackass tally. And it was also largely shot in South Africa, so probably saved a few dollars when they spooned it back in....
‘Why couldn’t Panera have thought of this back in 2008? I was younger then. Stronger.’ And leakproof.
‘ But I fear that a grilled cheese made of pasta would tear through my insides like a cheesy Formula 1 event.’ The Italian GP is on this afternoon, and I’ll have to keep that brilliant sentence out of my mind.
Well done in trying to crack this case...
The empty plastic bottle trick works very well, and is oddly enjoyable too, or maybe that’s just me.
Was intrigued seeing ‘Crack Mix’ on the header photo. Would definitely buy a bag of that....