‘...an extroverted toucan piloting some sort of intercourse-based public transit vehicle’. Not a sentence I expected to read this morning. Wonder what the rest of the day holds?

I personally would’t have cast JGL as Roger Corman, I’d have gone for a young DeForrest Kelley, but I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt.

Take your star and get out....

‘medieval religious nudist sects’. At least they got rid of their dirty habits!

I have just written a a song as perfect as Angelfuck or Under Her Black Wings. Now what?

Actually now it’s ‘Prince of Greyness’ due to that terrible cheap Dollar Tree washing powder.

‘He’s a silly old man who pretends he’s much younger than he actually is, and who justifiably got knocked cold in 2004 and went rapidly downhill from there’.

‘In multiple interviews, Danzig cites Italian horror director Mario Bava among his directorial inspirations, along with Sergio Leone and Jean Cochteau’. Fucking imbecile should have his tongue torn out and thrown to the pigs for even saying that....

The real embarrassment is that Gene Haas is willing to have his team, and the Hass name, made a global laughing stock in motorsport and sport in general in exchange for suitcases of dollars, roubles, petro-dollars or whatever he’s getting paid in. Why doesn’t he just cut and run and sell the whole thing to Mazepin’s…

But he has the absolute lack of self-awareness and the excess of perceived victimhood only the cosseted, indulged, isolated children of the super-rich have. If anything goes wrong in his life, the merest thing, or he doesn’t get his way, all the way, all the time, he throws a massive strop and complains that life…

And as they say about multiple murderers, he’s seems to be such a nice man!

You want to see pedals? Watch the documentary It Might Get Loud, with Jack White, Jimmy Page and The Edge. The U2 man has more fucking pedals than the Tour de France. His feet do more work than his hands.

You’re in luck!

One of the truly great poster artists, and a shame you spelt his name wrong in the headline. I bought his book last year through his website and had several very pleasant emails from him. His work, even when working for companies like Cannon, was always eye-catching, detailed and beautifully styled. and could make the…

Having no children myself I am assured by friends who have that berries are so popular with toddlers because they are sweet, colorful, and are small enough for them to cram them into the carpet, computer keyboards, expensive electronic equipment and any passing cat.

Bake America Great Again!

In the meantime there’s the 2000 live-action version of Uzumaki. Although not entirely successful it has a truly creepy atmosphere and some borderline disturbing images. Needless to say, this is rather NSFW or wherever your workplace is these days.

Only in FeelAround. 

Remember, at one point in the early 80’s the studios were trying to do a live-action Tom & Jerry, as in actors playing the cat and the mouse. This was before CGI or motion capture so it would have been the actors, Dustin Hoffman and Dan Aykroyd were mentioned at one point, in costumes.

The fact it was a dry white might have tipped them off.....