Please forgive me, and it must have been a bloody awful experience, but I laughed so much at this. ‘I knew something was up when my ears popped like three times in ten minutes.’ is just brilliant, and ‘Ivan Milat country’, fantastic. Just put all thoughts of Wolf Creek out of your mind...
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Yes, but have you ever had cleaner, shinier broccoli?
Guy goes up to the cashier at a supermarket and starts unloading his shopping, The cashier starts scanning his items - a single chicken breast, a couple of small tins of soup, a couple of frozen meals for one, a couple of onions, a couple of tomatoes, a small baguette, etc. She looks at him and says ‘I bet you’re not m…
But what type of soup? Tomato? Mushroom? Chunky? These details matter. What you see in your rear-view mirror, Reid, is your Pulitzer Prize, shrinking into the distance....
Anything which has a variation named after a frog’s genitalia is fine by me.
I love spending time with them, they’re fungis to be with....
Absolutely this! It also works for almost any pizza.
No. No. Yes.
That could be a good trivia question - how many legs in all under the Robicelli roof? I’m going for 24.
Whose cat is Cricket? He’s exquisite.
Please, please, PLEASE tell me the kid’s named Randy....
That Trump fella’s not doing anything at the moment.... He never used to be off the TV!
‘Nurse, wheel this into the Giantism ward.....’
Big fan of ginger in all forms. There is a ginger cordial which mixed with tonic water makes for a fantastic long drink on a hot day.
‘Do you like to zip yourself into some kind of leather garment and rip wheelies on your hog?’ Yes I do, and should probably write to Dan Savage about it...
A friend of mine got a Maine Coon kitten just before Christmas. He’s all black and in the three months she’d has him he’s grown considerably. I’m not entirely sure she realises just how big they can get. Watching him eat is interesting, not so much for quantity, which is roughly the same as her other two, but just how…
Profanity has always been associated with this near-beer. Give anybody a bottle and they’ll invariably reply ‘Fuckin’ Budweiser......?’
The tie-ins should be interesting, Troll-flavoured Peeps....
Not to mention Big Breading.
‘Am I gregnant?’ Who’s asking this? A vent’s dummy?