I’m pretty sure that’s also the title of a Pat Boone song.

Good point, well made.

Hopefully I’ll be in first with the story that smart parents tell their children that when the van plays the music it means they’ve sold out of ice cream.

Sautéed mushrooms on toast, with perhaps some chopped bacon or ham if you have it, and a sprinkling of parsley, is the second-most perfect snack on the planet, only exceeded by beans on toast of course.

Simply Red’s Holden Back The Years.

Oh thanks, now I’ve got the Silver Shamrock song running through my head now....

‘Once I’m done laughing in my son’s face (which will be in an hour or so)..’

‘Should I tip the pizza delivery man, dear?’

I really enjoyed this, even if Hiddleston is miscast, but there are a couple of glaring anachronisms in the script. I don’t think the terms ‘data wranger’ and ‘eco-warrior’ were being tossed around in 1973.

That’s a lot of blow in one go, even for SNL....

How many is this now? I’m struggling to catch up.

I still miss Kate’s monthly article on what massive lorryloads of crap had turned over on the highways. *sigh*

Do you think they thought they were buying Tiktok but didn’t read the documentation properly?...

They’re going into the curry market. Get ready for PEPSI KORMA!

With this and the passing of Bertrand Tavernier it’s a pretty bad day all round.

‘ and five skewers stacked with Sliders, sausage links, bacon strips, mini-waffles, cheese cubes, cherry tomatoes, and a hard-boiled egg’. Face it, that’s a bunch of what was left in the kitchen one evening and they bunged ‘em all on the same stick.

Lousy Olive wishes you wouldn’t refer her like that in public.

‘... without the nasty side effects of iron pills’,  i.e turns your poo pitch black.

In the dark! With two broken hands! AND ONE EYE HANGING OUT OF ITS SOCKET!

I’m rather concerned by the fact that Lillian’s never been to a party....