Salt and Vinegar Tits!

I once had to write a piece for a mag which was using a lot of quotes with very, very strong language, so asked the editor what the policy was, and he replied one or two asterisks as I saw fit. So did the piece, working very late into the night. e-mailed it, and got a very nice reply next morning asking me to just…

I once overheard a conversation in a bar between two guys in their forties, which was just glorious and went along the lines of

‘She called my wife a c_nt, and me something similar.’ You went a bit coy at the end there, all things considered.

I’d like to read his thoughts on Jacques Tati because, although god knows I’ve tried, Tati leaves me absolutely cold.

Somebody certainly has a high opinion of their spelling....

I prefer Eggplant-stuffed Walnuts. Far more of a challenge. 

According to Google Translate - ‘ A face in need of a fist’. Perfect. Absolutely perfect.

Oh! Choplifter! I loved that way back in the day..... was no bloody good at it but it was great. Wonder if its on an emulator somewhere?....

One of the venues I use decants the bottle into a light plastic carafe. Easy. The red is surprisingly good. The white tastes like a roadie’s foot infection (I guess).

‘She was then taken to a better hospital where her condition was upgraded to ‘Alive’’.

I thought Affleck had been in rehab for his dunkin problem?

I’m going to start using ‘a tong-load’. What a great phrase...

Not the *biggest* werewolf I’ve ever seen. What was he riding? A tricycle?

Ah, didn’t see that. 

That’s a shame, Mike, I was enjoying these amuse-bouche version of the main article.

Yep. Russia Today, Kremlin-funded and controlled although they deny it, also hosts a weekly Dennis Miller chat show, Dennis Miller Plus One.

The star of Breakdance 2: Kosher Boogaloo?

His surgery is next to a dildo shop and facing a crematorium. 

And all in less than fifty words....