They’re just going to keep the heads.

Trying to defect.

I gave up on Judas Goat after that difficult second album.

Allison, think outside the box, as it were. Why not convert an old confessional into a high-tech Japanese toilet?

There are a couple of versions of Stone, the original Australian cut being quite heavily censored. I believe the Australian cable channel SBS restored it and released it on VHS and perhaps DVD. Try to find what they might call a ‘Director’s Cut’ and strap yourself in. As I remember it also has a couple of extra…

Stone is a terrific, grimy, nasty, remorseless piece of work, a real Ozploitation classic, showing just how a biker movie should be made, and the original Australian cut was heavily cut, with a much altered and diluted ending.

This one? Absolutely beautiful. Hope you find one.

Hopefully they’ll include Paramount’s original plan for the book, a gangster B-movie to be directed by Lewis Gilbert until he found the budget was only $2 million and bailed. Later Robert Evans got involved and the rest, as they say....

Why didn’t he just call it Dustin Diamond - Bell End?

Hey, you! Do you own a spoon? Maybe some type of bowl? An appliance that produces some manner of heat? Then become a heroin addict! Give yourself something to do during lockdown! Fuck it, you don’t even need the bowl!

“We’ve never had a leakage yet.” I thought he was talking about the aftermath of eating this thing.

A pub I used to use in London, behind Holborn tube station, used to make their own Scotch Eggs, with goose eggs. Damn things were the size of small cannonballs. Very tasty, and they would happily feed two as a snack.

This one.

Now because you took part in a bean-eating contest, eating baked beans, to see who could eat the most beans, in the bean-eating contest, everybody now calls you Mr. Cocktail Stick.

I think the sober one was chosen over the more vivid ones. A shame. 

Sadly no, but always on the lookout. Fabulous user name BTW.

He was right in the middle of the flames for 19 seconds. That’s a staggeringly long time and a testament to the fireproof clothing and equipment. Watching it live was just horrifying.

A doctor, a rabbi and a baker walk into a bar....

Hate to disagree with you, EL, and rarely do on the subject of films, but while I loved Mitchum’s take on the character in Dick Richards’ Farewell My Lovely, Michael Winner’s version of The Big Sleep was terrible, and Mitchum looked uncomfortable. Agree on Eddie Coyle though, makes a case for Peter Yates being a very…