I’ve had a lot of Christmases on my own (through choice) and like having the unusual for dinner, and one year got four poussins from a good butcher, small birds sometimes called spring chickens, which isn’t strictly true. These were about the size of a large clenched fist and one serves a single person perfectly (Me,…

Leg of lamb is one of the finest roasts you can have, but it’s also a big joint. For three or four you may be better off with a half leg, which any decent butcher will provide. Carrots, sprouts and parsnips also go well with it. And better still you have cold lamb afterwards for a simply superb sandwich. And now I…

Exactly. The headline should be ‘Heads Up, *******, You’re Getting The World’s Biggest White Castle [Fill In The State].

This is how olde worlde hardware stores used to be.

So he’s a hot dog, but is he a sandwich?

I’ve had the Green Thunders. Absolutely shocking. I blame that pork that was at the back of the fridge too long.

Around 1990 a Groo the Wanderer movie was planned at (I think) Paramount with Sam Kinison in the lead. What actually happened isn’t entirely clear, but there were certainly test shootings, and apparently shots of Kinison in the costume were circulating although I’ve never seen any, but the project got dropped, apparent…

Sadly there won’t be a Great British Beer Festival this year, where I would usually pick up a few seasonal bottles for the holidays. There is a craft beer ship near me promising some interesting additions nearer the date. They so free delivery on orders over £50.

Good job he didn’t go to the Czech Republic, or Czechoslovakia as it was then, he wouldn’t have come back.

You’re getting that as well? I thought it was just me. 

‘Nicole Portwood, the vice president of marketing, said in a press release.’ Because if she tried to say the same sentence out loud she’d piss herself laughing....

‘...because it’s a conversation piece as much as it is an edible creation.”

But make sure corkfighting isn’t illegal in your state. 

Challenge accepted!

The British Olympian Kelly Holmes has had it, and came out with the quote that ‘toothpaste and Stilton tasted the same’.

I didn’t think Beyond Meat products would have produced stock....

‘If I really want to party, I’ll dip the graham crackers in the hot tea...’ That, Lillian, is known as dunking, and is perfection with a sweet biscuit such as a Rich Tea, a digestive or a Hobnob. ‘ ...but you have to eat that bit immediately lest it fall into your tea and form a sediment most foul’. You got that right!

Damn.... I really really fancy Currywurst now..... Heavy on the curry powder, and with a hard roll and a few fries.

The Quarter Planter. Or depending on the recipe, The Quarnter Pounder.

Who could forget their Bender?....