Those clever tardigrades, what with their persuasive skill in getting aboard a human-constructed spacecraft and landing (however abruptly) on the Moon, sans tickets! Bravo.

Your closing paragraphs are hilarious.

I automatically discount Facebook ‘news’ as just another useless counterpart to the Drudge Report, for two reasons:

‘Tolerance™’ is a walled garden, heavily-dosed with Roundup®.