Well, considering “I FELL INTO THAT UNDERAGED VAGINA!!!” worked recently a cat defense could work here. Speaking as a Gawker Internets Lawyer that is.

Can you believe he’s 33? Damn. I mean, I assumed he was my age but when I found out he was older I was like—what fucking cream does he use and can I have it?

NO. I HAVE TONS OF PLATES IM SPINNING. HAMSTERS. WHEELS. I GET LAID. SHUT UP.

Awesome. That shouldn’t be too hard to prove I hope. Thanks for letting me know.

Hey, at least the guy asked for consent first. Let us applaud the caller for taking the appropriate steps to ensuring his future partners comfort.

Aint that some bullshit. I was having a nice morning until that bag of shit news story landed on my door step. Do you think it will be reversed?

The whole show.

I like your style, Alice.

UGH I just realized that I bought “red moscato” from Walmart today instead of a normal wine. WTF AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS SHIT. I can’t make it through without a proper red. My life is over. Please live on for me.

This is a great point. There’s no rule that limits us from creating technology fit for women and men. Wasn’t it only a year or two ago that they started making UNIFORMS to fit women? Before they were standard issue male uniforms that poorly fit.

I took it like that too. But also with a side of: Women are liars when it comes to sexual harassment/rape, can’t take a joke, and will likely report me for doing “nothing”. :/

HOW COULD THEYYYYYY DOOO THE RIGHT THING!!!!!!

I had the same thought. She looks like my brother when he doesn’t take lithium. Just really, out of it. Then again, that could be the sincere look of someone who has seen the light of our Lord and Savior™ Donald J. Trump.

This is gold.

I’ve been grey for a year. Good luck. ;)

Agreed. I actually feel like she may have put her career on hold while she helped him campaign in the early years. I was thinking that his association with her only hurts her now because of his past, and that she carries the name “Clinton” even though she’s a Rodham. I kind of wish I could see if she would have gotten…

When I was a little girl I was always like, “Why do women not vote for Republicans?” Then I grew up and was like, “oh shit. i get it now.”

I know anyone can be abused, and I’ve been through it myself, but I cannot imagine Princess Donna taking any bullshit from ANYONE. Princess Donna is a fucking boss. I’m glad this James Deen train is derailing.

Yeah because, it’s not like people can’t buy a gun in any other state. Christ.

*internal screaming* ARRGGGHHHHHHH. Yeah, I had a similar fight with an in-law over BLM. They even said, smugly, “What if I told you ALL lives matter.” Like a fucking level 1 newb with 3 charisma.