Ugh. And don’t get started on the bras. European bras that come in a band size that is not 34. WOMEN ARE DIFFERENT SIZES WHAT. I miss living in Europe.

Oh my god I spit out my coffee. Thank you.

It was a common joke in all the places I’ve worked to yell, “And it’s for a cop!” No one ever actually spit in the food, and we never actually served any cops as far as I know. I actually never saw anyone ever tamper with food. Maybe I was just lucky.

Wooow.

I can completely relate. I’m a chef, so I have copper pots and everything under the god damn sun for professional kitchen shit. I can’t even imagine how much more stuff I’ll have in a few years. Friends that have gotten married—I’ve noticed they’ve done the donate to honey moon in lieu of a big registry. I think your…

Travolta’s face looks likes it’s melting off his head. 7? Lol.

I LOVE YOUR LIPSTICK. Your skin is freaking perfect.

Ahhhh thank you that is very kind. I like to give all the credit to my new Anastasia Contour kit and the really nice window in my apartment.

Terrible story. It reminds me of Mike’s story when he regretted not taking the abuser out when he could and the guy ended up killing his wife. :( I wish domestic violence would be taken more seriously.

YOU GUYS I CAN QUALIFY FOR SENIOR DISCOUNTS. This is a photo of me at age 16 and then respectively, a photo of me at age 24 (SO also 24—they keep wanting to make him 30+). And a photo taken this past month at age 26 (I’m turning 27 this year).

I never realized how much plastic surgery she had as a child. Holy crap.

HAHAHA. Yes. Thank you, Dick Buttkis.

I’m more interested in his professional wrestling career. Do you think he’s professionally wrestled feminists or chicken wings? I might pay to see that.

Yeah, it’s from Bronson where he played an infamous inmate. It’s a really really really great movie. Very fun.

A friend of mine—her father is a politician. Running up to the election, she couldn’t post anything on her facebook or social media accounts because she was afraid it’d hurt him. I’m glad my parents aren’t politicians.

My first experience: I was 9 years old at a going away/moving party. Two of my father’s drunk friends cornered me on a couch. I chattered about how I was nervous about going to a new school. They told me that “when I came back, they’d love to teach me some biology lessons.” They both laughed and nodded at each other.…

My boyfriend is Bohemian, in our family it isn’t a slur, it’s the same as saying he’s Irish/Italian/English/whatever. I think there might be a negative connotation if someone hates slavic people or people from Bohemia and says it in a really nasty tone. That’s interesting that you heard that.

Perfect.

I don’t have it, but a lot of my friends and family do. I fucking hate when popular media stigmatizes having it when it’s not a big deal at all. I wish everyone would just chill out about it.

Oh man, my cousin had the same thing happen at 39 (boyfriend of 6 years) and he DIDN'T PROPOSE . She left him and is now with a wonderful man. It worked out for the better (although, she really wanted kids, so he kind of screwed her out of that one and should have been honest upfront from the start about that—now just…