I miss my god damn sunday roasts.

Ugh. Yes. I'm sorry your friend didn't get the pay he deserved. My city has multiple restaurants being sued by chefs for wage theft and extortion (fucking finally).

God damn, that's depressing. This class of people would be the newer form of the producing-proletariat, I suppose?

An aside about corporations trying to trump private-life: I had a boss get legitimately angry with me that I didn't want to spend Thanksgiving at work with him. I had finished my work that morning. If I had stayed longer like he wanted, I wouldn't be paid and I would miss the afternoon and Thanksgiving dinner with my…

You had a great realization there. I'm working shifts in a neurobiology lab, and I've come to realize it's really close to being a chef (which is what I just quit doing). You have to do a lot of fine motor stuff, you have to know anatomy of animals, you have to be highly organized and you can't be grossed out easily.…

Your dream is completely sane! I'm really hoping that I can get to a point in my career to where my SO (who is a man) can stay home and write his heart out and take care of our (prospective) kids. It's our dream too, even if the genders are reversed. I really hope you get there! Good luck. :D

This is something I struggled with when I was a chef. You are expected to preform perfectly, through hell, every day with little to no pay and certainly no benefits. The mantra of "Well, you'd do it if you *really* loved it" was repeated over and over in the kitchen. Everyone was competing to be the one with the most…

Not sure why people are being mean to you, but I probably would have laughed about the beer scanning. :D

I do this too! I laugh when I'm really nervous. If someone is yelling at me, I just have this overwhelming desire to laugh and smile but I'm actually scared. Reactions are weird, man.

Yeah, if we're counting those I've been 'proposed' to like 15 times. Bahaha.

I love you.

I had the same thought. Jesus, you're a felon if you have some pot on you. You're saying I can hack parts of people off and get out in two years, Da faq?

On one of his new single covers it looks like he's wearing a persons skin but it's really just an Asian Beauty Face mask. I love how he tries to be "a chaotic force" when there's people like ISIS running around. I throughly enjoy his antics but I agree it can be pretty tiresome. Especially when he's edging on 50.

Ring Pop!

I remember going on the internet at 6 (AOL) in the early 90's. They had a "kid second" and it was just a picture of the rabbit and I had to rearrange the pieces. I was like, Fuck man, the internet is super boring.

MINT AERO BARS I WANT YOU.

Oh okay great! I had no idea—thank you. I went to uni abroad (where it was free for citizens and foreigners paid full boat). My grandma went to Columbia, but that was back...wayy way back.

I wonder if he was getting a scholarship or if he was a paying full tuition in cash? I'm seriously curious.

This. Seconded. Especially if there's a power discrepancy and the victim has been groomed.