Just bobbing pink rabbit ears for me too.

I kept mine in suitcases under a bed, behind a bunch of pillows. Also, you could ferment juice and just keep it in a juice bottle. I always like that one too. Sciencey.

Yeah, I feel like it would lead to even worse victim blaming. Like, "Well, you KNEW that it was "illegal" to drink here in this building!"

Oh god. You're so right about beer. When I was in college and drank beer too fast I thought my stomach was going to explode. The cramps!

It's like they learned the free part of PUA speech. Insult the girl. Then they never bothered to take the rest of the class. (Not that PUA works.)

Yeah, I never understood this. I try to open as many doors for people irregardless of gender and I'm a woman.

DUDE. THIS. Yes. I probably wont get married for a long time, and I'll probably already have all the shit I need by that point. Hell, I have too many gadgets now! Meanwhile, trying to go to grad school, I could really use help and I'll get none. Ah, it's it grand. I think in the olden days, when women weren't allowed…

Good for you. ;D

I really hope you have another ginger cat named George somewhere.

...Oh my god...

I always assume those profiles are the government trying to get my family recipes and sweet shots of my mom's old dog. No, CIA. You cannot have my cornbread recipe OR MY DOG.

Oh my gosh. It would be hilarious if you emailed him pretending to be serious. WE ARE MEANT TO BE. WE EVEN HAVE THE SAME PROFILE, OMG! He's probably super lazy in real life.

That's a really great idea.

This happened to me once. A guy lifted all my photos and pretended to be my then boyfriend in the photos. But he labeled the photos "Me with my bitchy ex". It was really strange.

I hate showering every day. I hate it. I do every other day if I'm around people up to every three days if I haven't done any labor and I'm not leaving the house. I still wash my hands and stuff but otherwise, ugh.

Is Meta.

Oh man, you'd hate my rental kitchen. It has blue 90s turquoise tile and plasticky matching counter tops. We decided to say FUCK IT and painted the walls coral. It probably helps that the house we live in is painted pink too.

I can attest the nipple rings get caught on everything. It ruins life and most never heal with the piercing.

SERIOUSLY. I will do this. Yeah, mine was limited and I think it's retired now. I don't think my mom would mind at all. Especially if I bought her a nice gift. Thanks stranger!!

My mom kept buying them for me despite the fact that I don't use a purse. I have about 20 bags in a pattern I hate. I feel ungrateful, but god damn, I wish the trend would die.