diablohimself
Diablo Himself
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I JUST MISSED THE AGE CUT OFF. UGH I AM DISAPOINT!

Thought this was a chocolate bar. Disappointed now.

My boyfriend has asked me about 20 times over 3 years and I've said yes every time but we're still not "engaged" because we don't have a ring (?). Your story is so sweet and I wish we could be like that.

William I raped, enslaved and maimed my peoples. He along with everyone else who rode with him are war criminals. Do I get to punch the great-great-great^10 grandson from the family who okayed that shit? I think that's pretty fair.

I name all my pokemon "night cheese" and then I send them to random people in Japan. It's the little things.

Feminists drinking and eating circle?

I love Cool Water but it was also the favorite scent of a guy who broke my nose in two places. Smelling Cool Water for me is like an assault now. OH WELL.

I remember in 2nd grade that we had to do a project on what we were thankful for and then we had to do a follow up question on what we wanted to learn next year and how we'd do it.

We had the opposite thing happen at my last restaurant (where they were making millions so people stopped checking costing!). We had some temps rolling crab cakes and they were rolling them 5oz instead of 3oz. This happened so long, everyone just got used to 5oz until our chef came in and was like What the fuck is

I'm sorry for your troubles, but that is worth a lot. It is something to be very proud of.

Yes! This! I was listening to an NPR special and one of the hosts asked a guest, "You're not one of those snobs that thinks only wine from Champagne can be called that right?" And, she had to say, yes I do because I SELL WINE FOR A LIVING.

Wow. I didn't know that. That makes complete sense. Thank you for sharing.

When I used to freelance, I would call these people "Guys with cameras". Dudes who want to talk to girls and they happen to have a camera.

I feel like this is a mistake full stop.

Why?

Oh this is so tragic. I'm so sorry he went through this. No one should have to go through that. I'm glad he came forward. Maybe it will allow other men who have been molested and raped to come forward too.

I did this last night for everyone. Actually, I made the filling, told my boyfriend I was TAKING A GOD DAMN NAP and he finished the pie crust. I made him turkey hash this morning.