Agree. I was excited when True&Co. came around. Then I learned that they don't offer anything below a 34 band. I'd love a 32E bra from them.

I don't follow football. Could you explain to me why Suggs is bad? My Raven's friends seem to like him? I'm sorry if this is terribly ignorant.

I know, right? People will weed themselves out! It's amazing how people just brazenly air their illegal hiring practices. Additionally, you could be singling out the best baker ever by not allowing women (the best baker in my town is a woman and she's not a weight lifter). They're not looking for a baker they're…

Holy crap that's great. I've got to work on my growl. I used to have to pass a line of dishwashers that would holler at me to "SMILE, BABY." I was always like— Hey, douchcanoe—I'm busy getting burned and serving 300 covers tonight. I'm so sorry if I look like I'm concentrating on doing my job well.

I would not be able to be sisters with someone like that. I have a lobe of foie in the freezer awaiting me.

We served a pretty nice venison tartare at our restaurant. We once had a customer try to get a free meal because we served her "raw meat" when her tartare should have been "cooked."

I'd be more upset if he said he'd never do full frontal again. BUTTER ME UP BOYS.