Doug DeMuro’s Land Rover/CarMax saga was pretty legendary.

Kristen is a gem. She is literally composed of high purity diamonds.

Oh, that really pissed Kinja off! I love it.

Chris Harris’ articles remain the apex for me:

Gotta be when Travis got pranked by Jeff Gordon

The Cars theory that suggests that it’s a human inside.

How Ferrari Spins by Chris Harris.

This story certainly reinforces automotive stereotypes, doesn’t it?

Of course it was an Altima driver, and of course the Cybertruck failed to meet a claim. I'm more surprised when a Cybertruck performs as advertised than when one fails. 

“Companies are using invasive technology to violate the rights of our citizens in unthinkable ways,” Paxton said in a statement. “Our investigation revealed that General Motors has engaged in egregious business practices that violated Texans’ privacy

it’s not clear if the two children were in car seats at the time of the crash

This is the true correct answer. 

Nothing, because I feel no shame in not paying for features I don’t need.

Fire the front mounted missiles to clear the lane of tourists going 10 below the speed limit in the left lane. 

The truck tried to stop, but the road was still slippery from that barbeque sauce tanker truck crash.

Len Stoler... it’s just implied in the name?

As one of the few large dealerships in the DMV area that doesn’t have an offensive sounding name (Looking at you Koons & Sheehy), this is disappointing.

Houses I can understand because there is so much that goes into the value... especially older homes.

because F U, that’s why

It’s so messed up that the only two most expensive and important things you buy in life (Homes and Vehicles), still allow haggling, negotiable pricing, middle men to add their own fees, and all the other hidden bullshit.

Anything else has a set price that you pay and that’s it.

I don’t have to still haggle with the…