This story certainly reinforces automotive stereotypes, doesn’t it?

Of course it was an Altima driver, and of course the Cybertruck failed to meet a claim. I'm more surprised when a Cybertruck performs as advertised than when one fails. 

“Companies are using invasive technology to violate the rights of our citizens in unthinkable ways,” Paxton said in a statement. “Our investigation revealed that General Motors has engaged in egregious business practices that violated Texans’ privacy

it’s not clear if the two children were in car seats at the time of the crash

This is the true correct answer. 

Nothing, because I feel no shame in not paying for features I don’t need.

Fire the front mounted missiles to clear the lane of tourists going 10 below the speed limit in the left lane. 

The truck tried to stop, but the road was still slippery from that barbeque sauce tanker truck crash.

Len Stoler... it’s just implied in the name?

I’ll fetch my smoker and the sausage skins, we can still salvage this. Who is bring the beers?

Probably not how the butcher had drawn it up

As one of the few large dealerships in the DMV area that doesn’t have an offensive sounding name (Looking at you Koons & Sheehy), this is disappointing.

Houses I can understand because there is so much that goes into the value... especially older homes.

because F U, that’s why

It’s so messed up that the only two most expensive and important things you buy in life (Homes and Vehicles), still allow haggling, negotiable pricing, middle men to add their own fees, and all the other hidden bullshit.

Anything else has a set price that you pay and that’s it.

I don’t have to still haggle with the…

495 has taken several years off of my life.  It is arguably worse than smoking or binge drinking for your health.

One the one hand, you have a politician with actual policy ideas.

OK, clarification: Donald Trump has no policies or policy ideas. He has vague ideas, mostly bad ones. Like maybe we could expose our guts to the sun to kill covid. He is however surrounded by really dangerous people who have policies, and those people know they can get him to sign off on anything if they just suck up…

Detroit is really living up to Robocop 2 these days.

Nothing. And as long as the industry itself fails to spend the necessary money (something it absolutely HATES doing in most cases to begin with) needed to make itself a less appetizing target it will continue to happen.