An incidentally better idea you just developed there. Bring all the animals back to their original habitats and fill the drive-thru zoo with drunk Florida man. 

When I read the headline I figured Florida Man was under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol while naked, broke into the wildlife park and shot the poor beast himself.

Enjoy this new grand adventure as Cassie Drake, taking on the mantle from her parents as she travels the world to exotic locales...to apologize for her family’s role in destroying countless priceless historical sites and convincing wealthy investors to donate the funds to restore them. Only on PS5!

Maybe try reading the article?

Did they try turning it off an on again?

Why sell the water when you can sell NFTs of the jars of water? Me, Imma get one of those online preachin’ certificates and start offering baptisms in the “unwoke” water.

This sham is right up there with fart jars... as in un-fucking-believable that ANYONE would actually buy them.

Americans: “I don’t want to pay taxes, because the government will spend that money on something stupid.”

Hey, I’ve got running water and a lot of old jars! I can open a UPS account and an eBay store! Why should Donald Trump be the only one in the country getting rich by conning stupid white people?

Just think, if they fired everyone, they could’ve raised $50 million!

Especially when those people are doing you a favor for no reward!

“Congrats guys, you prodded and pushed another developer too much and they’re seriously considering just stopping for good,”

 If she ends up shooting herself we get the 5x bonus score. 

I’m putting “Boebert pulls a gun on the House floor” on my 2023 Bingo card.

there’s also no real way to enforce it unless the site is hosted in Louisiana. otherwise any attempt to block access would cause the FCC to bring the hammer down.

I hope these sites “leak” every single politician’s compliance status.

If Nord VPN doesn’t buy up all the ad time in Louisiana beginning about 10 minutes after this law goes into effect, they’re fools.

Seems he’ll be going to prison precisely because he has a hard time letting teenagers go.

Imagine being SO INSECURE that you blow up your whole criminal enterprise because you can’t let a comment from a teenager go?