I’m old enough to remember my parents giving me $5 and a Coke, and leaving me at Aladdin’s Castle while they did their thing at Dillard’s, or whatever. If I ran out of tokens I’d hit KB Toys. Last ditch was the record store or Sears, in case they had a video game demo station set up. They knew where to find me. Of…

As an American I have about as much respect for Tom Brady and football as I do for the monarchy.
Which is to say - not a lot.

Ahhhh, that good old American spirit that saw this nonsense for what it was a couple of centuries ago and left the damn place! Sounds pretty smart. 

How is “existing” not #1?

I would argue that the vast majority of the world is not in mourning. Her family, friends, and monarchophiles do not constitute even a double digit percentage of the world.

That’s the entire point of the article; the ludicrousness of all of it. No one in 2022 is mourning the death of a Queen they never met, has never really worked a day in her life, never gone hungry, never paid a dime in tax, and had absolutely NO idea who you are but requires you to ‘pledge allegiance’.

“so the corpulent king could coordinate coitus with two courtesans, concurrently or consecutively.”

Ghost of Tsushima is probably already a better Assassin's Creed: Japan than Ubisoft is capable of making (saying as someone who quite enjoyed Odyssey and Valhalla).

Shut the fuck up snowflake

I don’t believe I’ve heard of him in the past but that’s not surprising. So I googled him to see what he did since there’s been memes everywhere. I wish I hadn’t googled him...

I think this is an exceptionally good idea, and frankly it should be applied more broadly to include driving larger trucks and SUVs.

If your shit is in a public place and in my way, I’m going to move it. If you tell me you haven’t moved other people’s stuff out of your way in a public place at least once, I’m going to call you a fucking liar.

How about that?

It’s really crazy how far ahead of his time Hoskins was in that film. He was doing a hell of a job of what was effectively green-screen CGI-era acting years before that was even remotely a thing.

He will always be Eddie Valiant to me.

I got something similar for my MIL’s car when she got Progressive car insurance. Supposedly it can tell if you are a “good driver” and lower your rate accordingly. It beeps at you once, twice or three times to indicate bad driving habits. By my estimation it gauges your driving through one method. How hard you stop.…

Have they provided a place for these idiots to go be idiots without endangering innocent bystanders or their buildings? Like a large unused parking lot. Just like trying to curb street racing by building a drag strip, or curbing drug use by legalizing weed. Give people a legal way to be dumb if they want and they will…

That's waiting for a Half-Life 2 port.

The NHTSA is calling this the “Ford probe”

The Duke Nukem Forever of cars.