I don’t believe I’ve heard of him in the past but that’s not surprising. So I googled him to see what he did since there’s been memes everywhere. I wish I hadn’t googled him...

I think this is an exceptionally good idea, and frankly it should be applied more broadly to include driving larger trucks and SUVs.

If your shit is in a public place and in my way, I’m going to move it. If you tell me you haven’t moved other people’s stuff out of your way in a public place at least once, I’m going to call you a fucking liar.

How about that?

It’s really crazy how far ahead of his time Hoskins was in that film. He was doing a hell of a job of what was effectively green-screen CGI-era acting years before that was even remotely a thing.

He will always be Eddie Valiant to me.

I got something similar for my MIL’s car when she got Progressive car insurance. Supposedly it can tell if you are a “good driver” and lower your rate accordingly. It beeps at you once, twice or three times to indicate bad driving habits. By my estimation it gauges your driving through one method. How hard you stop.…

I like Luis Guzman but he doesn’t scream Gomez to me. Am I the only one?

Dammit! That's my low hanging fruit.

Sure, it looks bad, but imagine all the hilarious dashcam footage of cosmonauts pretending to get hit by the Russian space station!

“...with blackjack and hookers!"

Have they provided a place for these idiots to go be idiots without endangering innocent bystanders or their buildings? Like a large unused parking lot. Just like trying to curb street racing by building a drag strip, or curbing drug use by legalizing weed. Give people a legal way to be dumb if they want and they will…

That's waiting for a Half-Life 2 port.

The NHTSA is calling this the “Ford probe”

Game looks fun and I thought the trailer was fine in that it got me interested in the game. *shrugs*

The Duke Nukem Forever of cars.

Taking too long? Heh, the guys at Bad Obsession Motorsports with their near decade long Project Binky scoff at your impatience...

Yes. Everyone should stick around.

I am also that guy. 

I’ll be that guy.

If Matt Ryan isn’t going to play Constantine, I have almost no interest.