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The lack of any Mario Golf/Tennis/Baseball/Strikers games is blatant and unforgivable.

Hottest take of the thread.

Why would you spin 360 degrees for a kill?

Why is a Nicki Minaj selfie story on Deadspin/AM?

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“1) You can never take too many selfies” ... I must be confused. I swear I clicked on a link to the Adequate Man blog, not the Adequate Teenage Girl blog.

One of those magical moments where the full context does nothing to change the meaning of the words spoken. Great work Colin

“Deadspin only played an excerpt which made me sound racist. If you listen to the full thing you’d know I’m incredibly dumb AND racist.” - Colin Cowherd

“Drop down, reverse direction, increase speed!”

I liked this movie better when it was an episode of Futurama.

[an old man, dying and alone, draws his last, raspy breath]

It’s not TV. It’s like the Teen Wolf of TV, or maybe more like the Pete Maravich, because it’s just so much more creative than anything that came before it, but with a little Phoebe Cates because there’s nudity. Well, actually Phoebe Cates’ career never really panned out as much, so maybe it’s more like the...

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The Soprano

“What if we do a reboot of White Shadow? And since it’s HBO we can show lockerroom dong.”

WHOA!

Nive job Samer. Now we’re gonna have to take the Jets away from Winnipeg again to show them who’s boss.

“Eat a big butthole, Canada, and wash it down with a bag of milk.”

“We 7ook forward to uti7izing Carme7o in the triang7e offense.” is something Phil Jackson would actually tweet.

Shenmue was greater than the sum of its parts. I, too, remember playing the original and finding it to be just a decent adventure game, a decent RPG, a decent fighting game, and a decent set of interactive cutscenes. Nothing spectacular.