Or, 1. Play a better game

The Super Bowl? This story goes deeper than I previously thought

aka he was white

The lesson here: if you are thinking about posting a #wellactually, just don't

No one likes a #wellactually post

My favorite moment of the kid friendly original Star Wars film is where Luke surveys the charred remains of his aunt and uncle. Also where Darth Vader nearly force chokes an officer to death.

Also, he messed around and got a cycle 2 days ago, and the requisite ice bucket bath during a very entertaining interview

The free optional Mercedes Benz Mario Kart DLC comes to mind

I have a friend who feels this way about him. Sandler is like a friend you knew at age 14ish who just never grew up, and some people still want to hang out with him. (I don’t, however.)

I hate every single thing about this post

Mexico’s fans continue to be a classy beacon of hope in the world of soccer fandom

Portland now IS the garbage in their division.

The caption makes it even worse

Shiny and chrome.

As a Flaming Lips fan, they are too irrelevant for this list. As a Radiohead and Tool fan, they should definitely be on this list.

“Jordan is a solid pickup for the Mavericks”

Eyelashes aren’t the only fake things she has that people talk about

I don’t think that word means what you think it means

Joe Buck comes to mind