The Cardinals and their fans are high on the list

“Flush with cash” you say?

And of course he was wearing that giant piece of plastic on his elbow so he didn’t feel a thing. Dick.

Fitting username

As a former follower of his Facebook page, some person just goes hogwild on there, posting any and every clickbait they can find, even while Shaq is on the TNT set. I wouldn’t put much weight into this.

I know it’s cool for you guys to just hate everything, but who doesn’t want to see JJ Watt unfiltered?

My reaction to this post, every link, and this comment section

Marlins fans show up everywhere but their own stadium

Between this and the Simmons hot take, this has been quite a day for hot takes here at Deadspin

Or we can root for the Bulls for the same reason

You live by jumpers, you die by jumpers

“At five stars, the streets of Los Santos are overrun with a murderous cops, all of whom are determined to stop you, no matter the cost.”

That escalated quickly...

I was not aware that the NBA season begins in late August/early September.

lol...Yankees?

“Blacks lose”

Still better than Jared Leto’s Joker

Does Gawker really need to collectively give a standing ovation anytime someone takes the incredibly brave and controversial stance that RAPE IS BAD, MMK?

“When in Rome...”