IT’S OKAY I’M AGREEING IN ALL CAPS. AND I AIN’T EVEN CAPSLOCK, THIS IS ALL SHIFT KEY BABY.

So there was havoc and Chelsea wrecked it. Good for her.

I got 71. I’m 25. Thanks, Obama.

It’s all about the textures, baby.

No, she isn’t. She’s buying cereal - that’s bush league. For a proper munchie run you need:

1.) At least one crispy treat that will make your breath smell of the undead (Cool Ranch Doritos, Funyuns, etc.)

2.) At least one chewy candy (Red Vines, gummy bears, etc).

3.) At least one “bakery” item so stuffed with…

"Non-sexual relationship"? So, they are married?

If I ever have a daughter, I would want to know that she can kill for domination, control, and humiliation if that's what she chooses.

I think he just ethered the English language

I agree that it's really tough for Teravainen to replicate what Kane does, especially since he doesn't turn 21 until September.

you are the hero America needs and deserves.

Sincerely proud rn to count you among my countrymen.

You win the internet today.

You did the right thing.

5. George W. Bush

Who is Villalobos?

Totally, his is really cute and not awkward. The point is that it's fun. Author is being a killjoy.

Advanced apologies for the all caps but....

MORRIS DAY AND THE TIME IS THE SHIT!

I really hope the NFL fines him for that crap.

#YesAllSkiLodges