The Oil Interval of Theseus

Eh, I'm not too picky about what bad fate befalls Musk... 

Yeah, I hate it (and I think you do too) but I get it.

Marketing guys: "Ascent" sounds and smells like luxury

I (as a father of 2) understand where you’re coming from: if 5-6,000lb EVs become standard issue, I may have to face the music and get something bigger than the Mazda3 and Fit I currently use for family duty.

We had a 2016 Impreza hatch with the CVT a few years back. It returned far better MPG than a AWD hatch had any right to. Do you find Honda's engineers did a better job of maximizing interior space though? 

I gotta say, the car is no speed demon, but with the 5-spd manual, it is plenty peppy - avoid the auto if you can, though! 

My Fit does family duty for me - wife and kids (both in car seats, one rear-facing).

“Small penis inside!”

Thank you for saying this so I don't have to

Musk might be the first person in history that the cartel kidnaps for ransom, but then releases for free because he’s too annoying.

My 08 Honda Fit is the same way - headlamp replacements require turning the steering wheel, pulling back the fender liner, and reaching up and in from the wheel well (plus the requisite cuts/scrapes your hands will pick up along the way)

I think that happens as well - but for the Civics I’ve seen, they usually have both the low beams and high on, and having driven those, the blue speedometer can blend with the highbeam logo.

I notice it also seems to result in more people driving around with their high-beams on. Gen 8/9 Civics seem overrepresented in this - and I have a theory that it’s due to the 2-tier dashboard Honda used (and the blue coloured-screen, which means the high-beam logo no longer stands out like an eye-searing thumb)

128i M-sport manual with red interior, but any exterior colour other than white.

See also: the overthrow of democratically-elected Mossadegh, for Shah Pahlavi

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This was my thought as well - and the “Work harder” thing just supports it.

Juiceboxes are just about the only thing that works with the (single) AP1 cupholder. I just usually put my garage remote in there now...

Oh, look at Mr/Ms Fancypants-2-cupholders in their AP2 (Who knew the AP# corresponded to the number of cupholders in the car?)?