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    Joining the Fit chorus. My 2008 is still rocking (admittedly, with only 215,000km, its still a baby).

    Does the rust and tetanus on a dull butterknife count as “chemical”?

    The added benefit is your child will grow up and mature.

    It sounds like your parents did a great job of modeling a healthy relationship.

    You know, you could just have a baby and get that same feature?

    Mutually-assured Blindness

    Probably hard to do while driving too...

    Some guy out walking his dog in a small town north of Toronto got shot with 13 bullets because he gestured at a SUV driver speeding through... SUV turned around and the passenger shot him.

    Ah that makes a ton (well, 300g) of sense now!

    That is amazing and super sweet (pun very intended).

    That is amazing. It can definitely be beautiful to have your parents (or in-laws) in town. Your Mom definitely sounds like someone who knows what she likes/wants, given her persistence in finding a place that’s “just right”

    Starting off in the slammer is probably one of those things that cements the bond. I’m sure it was a nice “get out of jail” card to suddenly chirp “so that cop was an idiot, wasn’t he?” if they ever had to break the ice...

    Chrome. All I have to do is chrome wrap my entire rear hatch.....

    I find often times, the kind of person who can absent-mindedly leave their high beams on, are the kind who will not pass, and will not go more than 5km/h over the limit (even if they’re in the passing/fast lane).

    That’s a heckuva way to start the marriage!

    Has anyone found something that can be used to signal drivers behind you to turn off their damned high beams?

    Ah, the old Kent Brockman “All hail our alien ant overlords” routine...

    Wow, it’s only 300g?

    It would be sorta darkly hilarious if we accidentally triggered a shooting war with aliens because of our own internal earthican politics....

    The prospect of the 30mm depleted-uranium rounds that miss the target (or punch through) falling back to earth above Canada or the US is.... unappealing (as much as I like the Warthog)