I’m surprised how much she changed. She really does seem like she has an anger problem because now she’s very mean and combustible and she was not like that before. When everyone was anti-Stassi she found the strength to stand up to Stassi. It was off some silly stuff that Stassi was willing to eat her words about but…

Who is still booking George Lopez for shows?

“Sit your fuckin’ ass down! Sit your fuckin’ ass down! I’m talking, bitch. So sit your fucking ass down!” The rest of the audience loves this, so he keeps going and going, like the Energizer bunny’s haggard older brother.

Third rule in Latino families: leave your wife after she donates her organs to you.

Well, then it’s a good thing that our coal mines are gonna open any day now.....any day.

I pretty much always tip around 20%

Goddammit, that’s a good one. The memes coming out of this have been fan-fucking-tastic:)

That explains why we’re all in a living Hell.

Let’s perpetuate a lie among the conservatives like rubbing raw chicken all over your body brings out the brightness of your whiteness.

Wait. Why the fuck should a reporter have to ask her WHAT SHE MEANT? Is she not in charge of her own fucking words? Does she not have control over how she forms sentences? I am so goddamn tired of these people I have no fucking clue how I’m gonna make it 4 years without losing my goddamn mind over the hypocrisy.

This is so dangerous. Once someone from the administration says something, it becomes fact to a certain group of people. It doesn’t matter if they make an attempt to retract it (p.s. despite some articles I’ve been reading, I don’t see the above as a retraction, it’s almost more of a doubling down.)

Moving to...

There’s that framed sepia-toned photo of dear old dad that he’s apparently brought down from NYC:

Seriously. I’m assuming that I’ll be setting aside at least one day each weekend for protests, and considering if I want to travel down to DC from Boston for marches several weekends in a row.

What a grim goal. Like aspiring to be the next “Gigli”, or the next, “E.coli”.

dear wealthy white town,

DeVos wants to keep the kids uneducated so that they wont use birth control, and their 12 children will all vote GOP! YAY!

I wonder if she was purposely chosen as a sacrificial lamb.

All his other picks have various levels of fuckerry to them. She actually kills two birds with one stone: 1) Trump nominates her just to cover his ass because she was such a YUGE donor to the party ($200M+.) And 2) she sucked so bad at her hearing and…

NEXT MAN UP

If anything right now we’re learning the difference between “legally required” and “according to precedent”.