Aqib Talib sure is a solid source of keeping things in perspective. http://screengrabber.deadspin.com/aqib-talib-eye-gouged-dwayne-allen-1741348835 

Hey, this is a sports site. Stick to sports please.

Did someone say scaly man fish?

Maybe we should make shooting people illegal. Or make schools gun free zones. Then this will never happen again.

You do know that Obama had all three houses for two years, right? Like, that’s why Obamacare and the auto bailout happened?

We need a car that has experience in taking on the best from around the world and winning.

Ice dragons

Wouldn’t it be best to just get rid of the entire city of Cleveland?

Won’t work on Toyotas. No clearance to slide the net to the wheels since the cars are grounded to the ground.

C’mon man, that’s not fair. Sox fans can’t write.

Please don’t.

Dave Matthews Band usually waits until they’re onstage to shower crowds in unfathomable amounts of shit.

“Its a dumb rule that I’d love to see go away. glad it wasn’t called.”

Counterpoint:

Guy hitting .205 in High-A ball is worried about the wrong Mendoza.

“Oh, sure, but a white man uses every part of the chicken and people get all squeamish.” —Ronald McDonald

I got pulled over by a Stang GT a couple years ago on 65... You just can’t trust a Mustang anywhere anymore...

Much better than another article about how everything is racist.

My dad’s 1962 Dodge Polara 500 convertible next to my 2008 Dodge Charger.