Counterpoint: Fuck Chase Utley.

Go back to Europa

Uhhh, fuck off ?

The No. 2 won the Money In The Bank ladder match. Therefore guaranteeing himself a shot against No. 1 whenever he wants. Pretty common knowledge, if you ask me.

The ‘72 Dolphins could learn a ton from Michael Johnson.

Can we hire this grounds crew for the Pro Bowl?

If the Earth were round, Giancarlo Stanton’s dingers would go straight into outer space. Think about it, you guys.

Topical soundtrack for this match:

See this is why no one likes Cards fans

MA! THE MEATLOAF!!!?

-1 Kinja

eat shit.

Buying a Honda Insight is still the worst decision he’s ever made, a problem somehow solved by the second worst decision he’s ever made.

The only aliens allowed at Augusta are the grounds crew.

As my granddaddy used to say, watching Schwarber play the outfield is like watching a three legged cat on a frozen pond trying to bury it’s own shit.

I didn’t before, but I now dislike the Pirates.

The 0-3 Cardinals have struck out a combined 37 times in their three losses.

please let this be a series where you update us every time they lose a game.

The Cardinals and their fans are always so butt hurt for no reason whatsoever. I love it.

And you would LOVE IT, because you clearly have a fan-martyr complex.
You’d be able to further entrench yourself in the opinion that you’re better fans than everyone else. And the hatred you receive...and the way you rise above it just proves that.

If douchebag fans like you didn’t exist, Deadspin wouldn’t run those…