Counterpoint: Fuck Chase Utley.

Go back to Europa

Uhhh, fuck off ?

The No. 2 won the Money In The Bank ladder match. Therefore guaranteeing himself a shot against No. 1 whenever he wants. Pretty common knowledge, if you ask me.

The ‘72 Dolphins could learn a ton from Michael Johnson.

Can we hire this grounds crew for the Pro Bowl?

If the Earth were round, Giancarlo Stanton’s dingers would go straight into outer space. Think about it, you guys.

Topical soundtrack for this match:

See this is why no one likes Cards fans

...well that would literally take an act of Congress...

MA! THE MEATLOAF!!!?

No

-1 Kinja

eat shit.

Buying a Honda Insight is still the worst decision he’s ever made, a problem somehow solved by the second worst decision he’s ever made.

The only aliens allowed at Augusta are the grounds crew.

As my granddaddy used to say, watching Schwarber play the outfield is like watching a three legged cat on a frozen pond trying to bury it’s own shit.

I didn’t before, but I now dislike the Pirates.

The 0-3 Cardinals have struck out a combined 37 times in their three losses.