You could go with something like “may thy employees inflict papercuts upon thee.”

Fucking brilliant.

Yeah, Ed Harris.  I remember that film.  I only half-assed watched it because I was never really a fan of Pollock’s work.  In all honesty, all those novel writers that everyone’s pointing out were assholes were people I never read, even though the public school system kept insisting that they were brilliant.

Yet another author of “literary classics” that I’ve never read is an asshole?  Good to know.

Any word on when the City of Heroes knock-off MMOs are going to come out, or did those disappear, too?

“NCSoft purchased Carbine”

Imagine my disappointment when I found out glaives aren’t really oversized telekinetic shuriken.

So.....hire two dozen people and have them play multiple roles? Like this guy?

The point is that Geralt is 50 when the books start, and around 70 (if I’m not mistaken) by the time the third game starts.  Witchers age slower than humans so, anyone over 30-ish would be the right age range.  I would have preferred Mikkelsen or Coster-Waldau, myself, but I’m willing to give Cavill a shot.

Eugene Levy as Geralt of Rivia:  Subverting expectations.

We need Ron Perlman to say that:

Fuel’s been a thing.  I remember one of the OT films having a hose unplugged from the side of an X-Wing, if I’m not mistaken.  They just have never lingered on refueling as a thing, unless you’re playing Dark Forces II, in which case you’re required to run around through a Star Destroyer’s fuel tank to move to the…

Meanwhile, in the Expanded Universe:

Funny story:  The Ewoks were supposed to be Wookies, originally.  By this point, however, Lucas was solidly focused on merchandising, so he changed the Wookies to Ewoks.

I have little doubt someone’s going to take it a step further than that, though. They’ll inevitably say, “competitiveness leads to violence.” After all, that is the common thread (aside from violence itself) between many of the shooter games that get blamed and football (including the video game versions).

I’m 36 and only know of Star and Dawson because their faces are plastered all over the Youtube front page every time I go there.  I’m seriously thinking about bookmarking some Youtube search results just so I can avoid seeing half a page of pointless crap.

Lucas didn’t prove shit. He didn’t write politics and trade disputes into Star Wars because he wanted to write about two armies fighting it out while two competing religions sent their sword-wielding priests to cut each other to pieces. All this so he could tack on some Campbellian monomyth melodrama.

He strikes me as a fratbro that would be a meth cook in a trailer park outside Milwaukee if he wasn’t fortunate enough to have his current career.

Also, because it’s a bullshit premise. Let’s see a real sequel to Purge: 12 hours where crime is legal, followed by those that purged being hunted down and killed for the rest of the Goddamned year. This “wait around until next year’s purge” thing is bullshit.  People won’t wait that long for revenge.

He should have voiced Hot Rod again.  I’m sure that would have helped.