I guess you can just completely overlook the fact that if the ref doesn't call the charge, it was Michigans basketball because LeVert made the steal already. Also, don't mention how Michigan got completely hosed on a review about 30 seconds prior to even allow Tennessee to have a chance. Good article though. Really…

Best way to trick a kid into telling the truth: "Did you eat the cookie that was on the table?" -No "Oh. Okay. Well, was it good?" -Yeah

This level of stupidity makes me think that the BBWAA might have also used fan voting to determine the 2012 AL MVP.

NFL: "Nigger" is a bad word that drags us back to the days of slavery. Now step on this scale and run the 40 yard dash so we can measure your physical attributes and let rich white men decide where you get to live and work.

Demons To Diamonds.

:S

Mario Is Missing!

Give Danica a break. That was the first time she ever saw someone in her rearview mirror.

I'll take "Deadspin Race Baiting" for $1,000, Alex.

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-Cade McNown

Counterpoint: hockey is a team sport. AT least the NHL version keeps the team concept in the shoot out. TJ Oshie going six times just makes a mockery of the prior 65 mins.

In keeping with tradition, after the race Greenwood asked if the sled thought it was better than him.

I called the lead planner and engineer for the Sochi Olympics, and really grilled him, but he only answered me in harmonic rhyming couplets.

That was an absolute nightmare to watch. Creighton's shooting from 3-point range was unreal, coupled with the fact that Villanova is not exactly known for defending three-pointers well in the first place. They simply did not have an answer for them last night.

Buccaneers (staph change)

I say Giants, but that's not going to happen because Steelers or Raiders will make for far more compelling trollovision.

Husband: Hun, look up there, we’re on the Wizards' Bandwagon Cam.

Death Blossom totally rules. Theoretically.