it was a good joke

He’s not at all bothered by this. Now he can devote more time to his start up video game company.

How on earth is Aces or Outlaws not being used?!

It doesn’t make sense that they wouldn’t have a 2nd person look at that play before moving on. I can’t believe they didn’t double Czech.

You mean the US lost to the #1 team in the world lead by the greatest player playing today.

<plunks take toaster pastry into toaster, presses plunger>

Somewhere in the multiverse there is a healthy Ben Bishop who beat the Penguins and lost to the Sharks.

I don’t know what you’re talking about.

Another NHL season skates by with Deadspin still refusing to investigate the fact that Keith Jones is clearly Mike Milbury’s illegitimate son.

Do not Google “Bears in bathtubs” at work unless you work somewhere very progressive and/or somewhere in the midst of a bankruptcy.

The greatest baseball prank is still Rick Manning having sex with Dennis Eckersley’s wife.

Best Shark performance since right shark.

This is just another reason why, even if he still doesn’t lead the league in points, Crosby is the best player in the NHL.

The Ardrey Kell High School talent show: You pay for the whole seat, but you’ll only need the edge

No snark: This IS a cool story, bro.

Which is a more terrifying sign of our coming dystopian future: President Trump? Or Phil Kessel Stanley Cup Champion?

Honestly, there’s not much difference between the AHL and the NHL in terms of talent and style of play. In fact, the only reason I don’t watch the AHL more is because of their stupid DH rule.

I get that they just lost someone, but it’s still disrespectful for them to dress that silly for the funeral.

Make America Take Again

This never would’ve happened if Chip Kelly were still alive.

Not the first time.