Oh God I want Pierre to get run over by a damn Zamboni.

My favorite thing about soccer coverage - there's no close up of the superstar's or coach's reaction from the sideline after every fucking play. Somehow this is the norm for football and basketball now.

Xbox One:
1. Can play used Xbox One Games
2. Doesn't require a Playstation Plus account for online multiplayer

Yikes, I think you're exaggerating a little there, Tom. If anything is going to make Goodell wake up drenched in sweat and clutching his heart, it'll be his lifelong dream where Fred Astaire falls in love with him.

That's a vineyard.

It may have been only four hours to us, but at BYU that equates to about 60 million years.

The players would have also been happy with their ancestral countries of origin in place of their names.

Placekicker Brian Tradition really didn't care one way or the other.

In other, totally unrelated news, I've just scheduled a work trip to Popeyes. For, uh, work.

to be precise, it looks like a VF-1S cockpit : Roy Fokker's valkyrie (RIP)

Why imagine...when you can photoshop!

Macross: The Museum?

Practice, We're Talking bout Practice!

RIP Bruce Banner

I don't think it involved eating the warning track.

Footnote: Please, people of the world, stop taking videos in portrait mode! It makes the world a worse place.

The WWE statement on the company's leak: "We may have a modern day Nostradamus on our hands. We might have to monitor these posts in advance of our next pay-per-view to see how good he or she really is."

BAH GAWD KING. SOMEONE STOP HIM. HE HAS A FAMILY!

Despite his smug bombast, user Patriots2007 only went 18-1.