They lump that into a general “cleaning fee” because it includes dead pet stench, human blood, and locating and removing human teeth. Also, “dead pet stench” didn’t focus group test well.

A bit tone-deaf after a car literally struck someone, no?

yeah telling John Bolton not to start wars is like telling Michael Bolton not to ruin old soul standards

Now I need to find out what $4,500 of pulled pork sandwiches looks like. I feel like there needs to be a unit of measurement based on this. What would one call it? Yes, I’d like to order an astonishment of pulled pork sandwiches please.. Of course I’d like a side of hush puppies.

This Aspen comes with manual everything. Hell, there’s not even A/C

That was the first song I played when I drove from Michigan to California

I used to sing “Eastbound and Down” to my daughters as a lullaby. I’ll give this movie credit for my love of marathon road trips, and it’s one of very few that I never get tired of. I’m just sad I came of age after the age of the CB radio.

Wait, how could you not have seen Smokey & The Bandit before this?!

Young Bernie. Plotting.

It’s a Fleetwood Mac song. A really popular one at that.

Man, for years The Chain’s use as a theme song made me think it was an instrumental only.

Please BMW, don’t call the color Alpine White. Call it Edelweiss.

The allanté isnt a lemon, it’s a POS.

He was referring to the giant.

Is there something in Cleveland’s water that makes people believe in crazy shit like this and a flat earth (aside from massive amounts of factory waste)?

I got here as soon as I could.

I assume by eagle you mean a homeless heroin addict who cuts through your top with a broken bottle to steel you iphone charger and sunglasses  

“It shares that with the Mk5 Golf and Jetta and about 60 other VAG products making mechanicals easy to obtain.”