my only experience with cloven pokey beasts was when one killed my car pretending to be a road sign.

Mini Cooper S E ALL4

From the people who brought you Grumpy Cat

They fired the guy that oversaw the engine.

Not all of it.

It’s old white guy with money trying to be Flavor Flav and a White Dodge Ram at the same time.

While dueling banjos plays far off in the distance?

i threw up so much some of it might have ended up in your mouth too

(T)rump (R)ooming (D)esign

Her name is Melania, don’t be rude.

For a while Otto will need some backup - just in case he looses steam...

“Yeah, but let’s see them make it from Texarkana to Atlanta in less than 28 hours.”

Good luck, Otto. We’re all counting on you.

If you’re a Harvard student and know more, get in touch.

Cannot wait for him to release the TRD version. Hopefully with sweet motegi pillows and underglow. That is what I want in my youthful hotels.

Probably one of those fancy masks Agent 33 used to impersonate May

If I could afford a spare room my homeless mother-in-law wouldn’t be crashing on the futon every other week.

I seriously hope someone lapped you while yelling Where’s your jet plane now?

You could light a fire with the Lire.

Harvard Administrator: [reads headline]