“Excuse me sir, where are you headed with those flowers.”
“Me? Oh, It’s my wifes birthday, going to meet her for lunch.”
“Would you rather bang this hot chick instead?”
*tosses flowers over shoulder

For $4,000, some gonzo bangbros site should buy this and film 'backseat videos' in it just for the lulz

See, I’m not a huge fan of dark chocolate so I probably wasn’t going to like it anyway. HOWEVER, it was free which usually equals delicious for me and even then...I wonder what “true” “bean-to-bar” (sounds like a move you can try with your vibrator) chocolate tastes like...seems like fancy=bitter as fuck.

In this deleted scene from the 1966 movie classic “Batman,” the Joker’s henchmen engage in a tug-of-war battle with the Dynamic Duo.

It’s just too bad he didn’t attempt the deed himself, or else they could arrest him for “assault and barratry”.

May she graduate magnum cum loudly.

Somewhere, Michael Caine is firing his agent for not getting him a role in United Passions....

Nah, ‘cause the eyes are in the wrong place.

Easy question. All of them.

Well I do think they are both master trolls, saying absurd things to get a reaction. They can’t be serious can they?

Good point, especially if she’s using an iOS device. Kinja + autocorrect = clusterfuck.

You like being me?

We like to think of it as “enhanced wrenching”.

BECAUSE CACTUS

I wish I could think up a “To Catch a Predator” themed LeMons car, but that is probably just a windowless Ford Econoline van with Chris Hansen painted on the side.

Saab arrived in hospice care sometime in the late 1980s and died around 1993. This is just another Weekend At Björn’s.

I added a train horn to my car, though the whole setup admittedly wound up being fairly useful for several reasons.

It's through the rear well and somewhere up under the pad, I think

That was my thought. Francesca's show is essentially advanced Sesame Street.

At least they’d be stealthy that way, most guys can’t find those either.